Web Digging: Android App - Is My Son Gay?

If you’re a parent, how in the world would you possibly know if your son is gay? Thankfully, now there’s an Android app that has you answering 20 questions about your son’s behavior to determine with absolute 100% certainty that he’s gay. No, don’t argue. One hundred percent.

I mean it’s not like you could ask him, or it’s not like you could just let it be and let him figure out who he is without you wanting to condemn him to Hell or send him to anti-gay camp or something.

Anyway, here are the 20 questions the app asks:

1. Does he like to dress up nicely? Does he pay close attention to his outfits and brand names?
2. Does he like football?
3. Before he was born did you wish he would be a girl?
4. Has he ever gotten into or participated in a fight?
5. Does he read sports magazines?
6. Does he have a best friend?
7. Does he like team sports?
8. Is he prudish/modest?
9. Does he like diva singers?
10. Does he spend a long time in the bathroom?
11. Does he have a tongue, nose or ear piercing?
12. Does he spend time getting ready before being seen in public?
13. Have you asked yourself questions about your son’s sexual orientation?
14. Are you divorced?
15. Does he like musical comedies?
16. Has he introduced you to a girlfriend ever?
17. Is the father (you) very strict or authoritarian with his son?
18. In your family is the father absent?
19. Was he shy as a child?
20. Is he close to his father?

Does he like musicals? GAY. Does he like sports? DEFINITELY GAY. Are you divorced? YOU JUST MADE YOUR SON THE GAYEST GAY EVER. Via WTOP

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Jay-Z To Design New NBA Uniforms

Not only is Jay-Z part owner of the New Jersey Nets basketball team, but now he can add fashion designer for the NBA to his resume.

The rapper will be designing the player’s new uniforms!

Jay-Z will be teaming up with Adidas to create the new outfits with new logos and team colors.

In case you didn’t know, the team will be moving to a new stadium from Newark to Brooklyn and will now be called the Brooklyn Nets.

Jay-Z is even putting together a series of concerts at the Nets’ new stadium after they move. Via Coco Perez

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Movie News: Idris Elba - The New James Bond???

As a strapping, dapper actor with an English accent, Idris Elba is an obvious choice to play James Bond. But the actor tells NPR that talk of him potentially landing the part is nothing more than gossip.

"It's a rumor," he said on "Morning Edition." "It's a very old rumor. My dad and I were talking about this the other day. I would do it, but I don't want to be called the first black James Bond. Do you understand what I 'm saying? Sean Connery wasn't the Scottish James Bond and Daniel Craig wasn't the blue-eyed James Bond. So if I played him, I don't want to be called the black James Bond."

As Elba goes on to explain, he didn't come to the States "to play black roles. I just came to play roles." Via CNN

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Music: September 2011 House/Dance Mix

Listen and download my September 2011 House/Dance Mix (47 Mins) here

Tracklist
1. Set Fire To The Rain - Moonlight Matters Remix - Adele
2. Kids - Mgmt
3. In The Dark (It's The Dj Kue Remix!) - Dev
4. Moments 4 Life (Dj Katch Rework - Short Edit) - Nicki Minaj
5. Mr Saxobeat (Kingz Bootleg) - Alexandra Stan
6. Last Friday Night (Ultimate Remix) - Katy Perry & Dj Beatbreaker / Punzo
7. Dream Of A Superstar (Ha! Yes Mash-up) - Lupe Fiasco Vs. Empire Of The Sun
8. Feel So Sex On Fire X-factor Remix - Kings Of Leon
9. Shots In Rehab (Klub Anthem) - Amy Winehouse
10.Moves Like Jagger (Kingz Klub Banger) - Maroon 5
11.Motivation (Diggz Sexy Peak Hour House Banger) - Kelly Roland
12.Techno Fan Mr. Brightside - The Wombats Vs The Killers Vs Afrojack
13.Pumped Up Kicks (Bridge & Law Remix) - Foster The People
14.Someone Like You - Alex Dreamz & Amp Jeff T Remix (Clean)

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Music News: Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame nominees announced.

The Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame announced its new crop of nominees for 2012 yesterday, with a broad spectrum of artists, some of which make me feel old, knowing that musicians I loved when I was a kid and a teenager are now eligible after 25 years after their first single or album. But if you could pick anyone, who would be in your personal Rock n Roll Hall of Fame?

This year’s nominees are:

Beastie Boys
The Cure
Donovan
Eric B. & Rakim
Guns ‘N Roses
Heart
Joan Jett and The Blackhearts
Freddie King
Laura Nyro
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Rufus with Chaka Khan
The Small Faces/The Faces
The Spinners
Donna Summer
War

The inductees will be announced at a ceremony at the Hall of Fame on April 12, 2012.

Video Game News: Lionsgate Developing 'Dead Island'

The mini-major is developing a genre picture from Deep Silver's video game Dead Island, which was preceded by a teaser trailer that went viral online.

TORONTO -- Lionsgate, ever on the lookout for properties with movie franchise potential, has optioned the film rights from video game publisher Deep Silver to develop a zombie picture inspired by the viral media sensation Dead Island.
Sean Daniel (The Mummy) and Stefan Sonnefeld will spearhead production through the Sean Daniel Company.

Jason Brown of The Sean Daniel Company and Missy Papageorge for Sonnenfeld’s Sunny Field Productions are executive producing, with Sarah Perlman serving as co-producer.

Alli Shearmur, Lionsgate’s president of motion picture production and development, will oversee the project at the studio with Jim Miller, senior vp of production and development.

The project, announced by Lionsgate motion picture group president Joe Drake, was preceded by a teaser trailer for the Dead Island video game in February 2011 that portrayed a family on a tropical island beset by a mysterious zombie outbreak.

The video game trailer grabbed around 10 million views after two days online, on its way to becoming a viral sensation.

The Dead Island video game from Deep Silver was released stateside on September 6th, and has sold over two million units to date.

Lionsgate is aiming at a Dead Island zombie genre picture that focuses on family ties and non-linear storytelling.

“This is exactly the type of property we’re looking to adapt at Lionsgate – it’s sophisticated, edgy, and a true elevation of a genre that we know and love. It also has built in brand recognition around the world, and franchise potential,” Drake said in a statement. Via The Hollywood Reporter

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Web Digging: Ridiculous Roller Coaster of the Day

At the Fuji-Q Highland amusement park near Mount Fuji, the Takabisha roller coaster boasts the world’s steepest freefall: A gut-melting 121 degrees capable of inducing g-force levels equivalent to those experienced by fighter pilots.

The 141-foot, 62mph drop is merely the cherry that tops a 2-mile-long roller coaster cake filled with seven major twists and turns. Via The Daily What

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EA Sports x Nike Trainer 1.3 Max – Madden 12 Hall Of Fame PE

Nike is helping to celebrate EA Sports‘ release of Madden NFL 12 Hall of Fame Edition with a special edition of its own — a pair of Nike Trainer 1.3 Max done up in a bronze colorway that matches the foil embossed game cover featuring Marshall Faulk. The metallic-finish shoes feature black accents and EA Sports logo at the tongue, and you’ll have the chance to win a pair of your own if you log on to Twitter and send a pic of your favorite Nikes to @usnikefootball, the official Twitter account of Nike Football. Good luck!

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Web Digging: Utah underwear run held to protest laws that are ‘uptight’

Tightie-whities, bras, panties, nightgowns, swimwear, and boxer shorts were all on display Saturday as thousands ran through Salt Lake City to protest what they called the “uptight” laws of Utah, the AP reports.

Utah Undie Run organizer Nate Porter says the event was organized to draw attention to the conservative nature of the state’s politics. Some people scrawled messages of support for same-sex marriage on their bodies.

The run began in downtown Salt Lake City, a city home to the Mormon church, a vocal opponent of same-sex marriage, and circled past the state Capitol building about a mile away.

In Feburary, 500 people ran through Washington in their undies to raise money for charity. Via Washington Post

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Web Digging: Samsung to release bendy-screened phones in Spring 2012

Demonstrations of 'bendable' screens have been a staple of technology shows ever since there were screens small enough for us to carry.

This week, Samsung has given the strongest sign yet that the hi-tech devices might become reality.

The company demonstrated 'bendable' AMOLED screens 4.5 inches across and just 0.3mm thick in January this year. Via Dailymail

Tabloid News: Ashton Kutcher had an affair with Britney

Star magazine is expected to go to press tomorrow with a headline that screams, “World Exclusive: It’s Over! Demi & Ashton’s $290 million divorce!” Meaning Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are getting a divorce after 6 years of marriage because he cheats all the time, and that actors make shit tons of money for no apparent reason. And then they say-hold on to your hats everyone-that he had an affair with Britney Spears.

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NIKEiD – Nike Zoom Hyperdunk 2011 iD – Glow In The Dark Design Option

Not known by many, one design alternative for the Nike Zoom Hyperdunk 2011 iD is the addition of glow-in-the-dark accents. Not just the outsole, as typically found on other GITD designs, but the laces, heel clip, and Nike Swoosh as well. The option is exclusively offered through NIKEiD online store.

Web Digging: World’s Largest Sushi Roll Actually on a Menu

Umewaka Restaurant in Anjo City, Japan, has an unusual item on its menu. The so-called “Generous Roll” is an eight-inch thick maki sushi roll that weighs about 13 pounds. A single roll, which I guarantee cannot be finished in one sitting, will set you back ¥15,000 (about $196). Each of these gargantuan roll contains 24 individual ingredients laid out on six feet of rice and seaweed prior to rolling. Via geekosystem

Web Digging: Build Your Own Daft Punk Helmet

You might think it’s far too early to start thinking about a Hallowe’en costume, but if you had hopes of following in Volpin Props’ footsteps and making your own Daft Punk helmet, you’re about 3 months too late. That’s because it took them 4 months to make this replica of the robo-like helmet that Thomas Bangalter wears during performances and other public appearances.

And even if you did have aspirations of building one of these yourself 3 months ago, the process looks very involved, particularly if you’re completely unfamiliar with prop-making techniques. And, Harrison Krix has been through all of this before, as last year he completed a 17-month build of Guy-Manuel’s helmet. AKA, the other Daft Punk guy. VIA volpinprops

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