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Saturday, June 30, 2012

Weekend Randomness

Shaq-Skittles

I Arc Reactor You

These Fast and Furious Movies aren't what the use to be

You already know though

Trampolines are doggone good time

Avengers Ass-emble

Friday, June 29, 2012

Music: Project A - House Warming Mix (REFIX)

1. I Wonder If Heaven Got A Stairway - 2pac vs. Gramatik
2. I Got A Story To Tell - Notorious B.I.G.
3. California Love (Psymbionic Remix) - 2pac ft. Dr Dre
4. 99 Days (Carlos Serrano Mix) - Jay-Z vs. The Glitch Mob
5. Dance_With_Me - 112
6. Sexy_And_I_Know_It - LMFAO
7. Pursuit of Happiness ( Steve Aoki Remix) - KID CUDi
8. Heads Will Roll (A-Trak Remix) - Yeah Yeah Yeahs
9. CREW LOVE (STAR SLINGER'S JERSEY REFIX) - THE WEEKND x DRAKE
10. Disparate Youth (Gorgon City remix) - Santigold
11. Money Makin' - A-Trak & Dillon Francis
12. The Keepers (The Knocks Remix) - Santigold
13. Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough (Gigamesh Remix) - Michael Jackson
14. Mind Your Manners (Artax Remix)- Chiddy Bang
15. ***Bonus Track*** Pretty Girls (Benny Benassi Remix) - Wale



Project A - House Warming Soundtrack by jericoofosho

Music: M.I.A. ft. Missy Elliott & Rye Rye - Bad Girls (Switch Remix)



M.I.A. ft. Missy Elliott & Rye Rye - Bad Girls (Switch Remix) by @firstblush

Pumped Up Kicks: Nike Lunar Hyperdunk 2012+ – Volt-Gorge Green

Via Freshness Mag

For the next phase of both Nike+, Lunar foam programs, as well as the Hyperdunk silhouette, Nike created the culmination of all three in Nike Lunar Hyperdunk+. Similar to four years ago when the three technical breakthroughs debuted on the event of Beijing 2008 Summer Olympics, so too will be this as we approach the London 2012 Summer Olympics. Cushioned by Lunarlon sole and supported by the updated lightweight Flywire upper, this Nike Lunar Hyperdunk+ in screaming volt colorway will also include the Nike+ Basketball technology, adding a new dimension to personalized performance. Set to launch, along with the Nike+ Basketball program, on June 29th. Read more here via Freshness Mag

Web Digging: NCAA Star Anthony Davis Trademarks His Unibrow

Via Newser

Anthony Davis has more assets than just his basketball skills. Poised to be the NBA's No. 1 draft pick this week, the single-browed star is ready to go pro: He's already trademarked a pair of eyebrow-based slogans, "Fear the Brow" and "Raise the Brow." "I don’t want anyone to try to grow a unibrow because of me and then try to make money off of it," he tells CNBC. "Me and my family decided to trademark it because it’s very unique."

The unibrow has already proven its business worth. While Davis was playing college basketball in Kentucky, the university was forced to send "half a dozen cease-and-desist letters" to people selling brow-themed merch, says a rep. "But towards the end of the season, people were getting really creative." Now Davis has media representation and is advertising for Sprint. Would he be willing to shave his brow for cash from, say, Gillette? "I might have a commercial where I’m acting like I’m shaving it and then throw I’ll the razor down," he says. Read more here via Newser

Web Digging: BBQ Dining Boat Seems Perfect For Summer, And Breaking The Bank

Via Oh Gizmo

What’s better than a BBQ among friends? A BBQ among friends on the water, of course. Seating up to 10 people, this 24 ft. floating creation with a 30 Watt outboard motor can be manoeuvred at up to 2 1/2 mph through calm water and alongside docks for loading/unloading. One charge provides enough power for up to 8 hours of continuous use, so unless you’re venturing in the open sea, you shouldn’t worry about getting stranded. There’s a plastic table with plastic seats for all 10 people, and each seat has “a recessed plate holder, three beverage holders, and silverware tray. Six compartments beneath the ABS seats store food and supplies for all-day cookouts.” The grill itself is charcoal powered and measures 24 in. in diameter.

So this all sounds like fun and games, only as long as you get past the sticker shock: $50,000. Read more here via Oh Gizmo

Friday Bath Salt Randomness

"Bath Salts", the newest fad to hit the shelves (virtual and real), is the latest addition to a growing list of items that young people can obtain to get high. The synthetic powder is sold legally online and in drug paraphernalia stores under a variety of names, such as "Ivory Wave," "Purple Wave," "Red Dove," "Blue Silk," "Zoom," "Bloom," "Cloud Nine," "Ocean Snow," "Lunar Wave," "Vanilla Sky," "White Lightning," "Scarface," and "Hurricane Charlie." Because these products are relatively new to the drug abuse scene, our knowledge about their precise chemical composition and short- and long-term effects is limited, yet the information we do have is worrisome and warrants a proactive stance to understand and minimize any potential dangers to the health of the public. With that being said, here are some bath salt randomness...













Thursday, June 28, 2012

Meanwhile on Guam...

Two sailors rearrested for more robberies

Via Marianas Variety

Liberation casino robbery was just a ‘joke,’ sailors say

THE Guam Police Department is seeking the community’s help to solve the recent rash of robberies that have hit various establishments around the island.

GPD acting spokesman Sgt. Mike Aguon said since May, there have been a reported 11 armed robberies at business establishments. They include seven at small convenience (mom and pop) stores, two at restaurants, and two at massage parlors in various villages.

“GPD is concerned not only for the businesses, but also for the safety of people on the island. This is a small island and because of our island culture, we might not want to say anything even if we knew something about the robberies,” Aguon said.

“But we know there are people out there who may have information about these acts. We are asking the public to come forward and give us a call,” he added.

Aguon stressed that the robberies are not just GPD’s problem, but the whole community’s problem.

“Robberies affect us all – from the businesses that are robbed to the people who are victims, like the cashiers who face the robbers. So please come forward if you know anything,” Aguon said.

GPD has set up a temporary messaging system attached to their cold case tips hotline to get public tips or information on these robberies. Messages can be left at 475-8532. If residents want to speak to an officer directly, they can call 475-8551.

Meanwhile, the two sailors arrested for allegedly trying to rob a man at a public restroom near the Liberation Day Carnival casino are claiming they were just joking around.

Justin Miska, 21, and Michael Mayers, 22, appeared in magistrate’s court yesterday afternoon and were both charged with attempted second degree robbery as a third degree felony, and conspiracy to commit second degree felony as a second degree felony.

Court documents reveal the victim, Su Guoghuan, left the casino and had gone to use a restroom at a Department of Parks and Recreation building next to the field. When he entered one of the stalls, a man entered, allegedly pointed a black pistol to Guoghuan’s head and demanded cash. Guoghuan answered he didn’t have any because he lost all of his money. Guoghuan later went to an officer working at the casino and reported the incident.

Security footage was reviewed and the suspects were identified to be Mayers and Miska. They were later interviewed and Miska admitted they used Airsoft pistols. When Mayers was interviewed, he said he and Miska thought about robbing someone, but only as a “joke.” He also admitted they were drinking. The pistol, which was identified as a Glock-style Airsoft pistol, was recovered in a vehicle the men used to flee the area.

Statement

Joint Region Marianas issued a statement on the arrests of the two sailors.

“The crimes seaman Justin Miska and seaman Michael Mayers allegedly committed are not compatible with our ethos and core values and do not reflect the high standards the Navy strives to maintain,” said Navy spokesman Lt. William Knight. “The U.S. Navy will continue to work with our government of Guam partners to ensure that each allegation of misconduct against U.S. Navy personnel is appropriately investigated, and when warranted, remedied through administrative and/or criminal action.”

The men are active duty personnel and were assigned to the Maritime Expeditionary Security Group One Detachment based on Naval Base Guam. Their arrest was made late Tuesday by the Guam Police Department with the assistance of the Naval Criminal Investigative Service.

Mayers and Miska are each being held on $25,000 cash bail and will have a preliminary hearing on July 6 at 4 p.m. before presiding Judge Alberto Lamorena. Read more here via Marianas Variety

Music: Gramatik Vs. The Beatles - Don't Let Me Down 2012



Gramatik Vs. The Beatles - Don't Let Me Down 2012 by elmandoak

Web Digging: Heatstick

Via Gear Patrol

Developed with the Special Forces in mind, the patented, flameless, anodized-aluminum Heatstick ($460) can quickly and turn your 1L Nalgene into a disinfecting kettle. Just attach the fuel, hit the igniter and integrate Heatstick into the included water container, or your own, and boom: hot, clean water. Ideal for turning freeze-dried rations into a outback Sunday roast, creating potable drinking water or even aiding with hinterland hygiene, the Heatstick is the only water heating system that operates in a vacuum. The Heatstick is silent, odorless, has a neutral heat signature and does not emit any light whatsoever — good when you’re avoiding night-vision goggle clad baddies. Just don’t forget to bring some extra Fuelsticks. Read more here via Gear Patrol

Web Digging: Shaka turns smartphones into wind meters, gives surfers and kiteboarders the gnar they need

Via Engadget

Ever missed an amazing set in spite of your sick surfboard because you packed it in not knowing that the wind was picking up and about to deliver the perfect wave? Or maybe you didn't realize just how hard the breeze was blowing and as a result, your tee shot wound up deep in the rough. Good news, sporting friends, because start-up company Shaka is here to make you more air-aware with a wind meter that plugs into the 3.5mm jack on your smartphone. It's a small, plastic fan, not much bigger than a box of matches, that pairs with the company's app to deliver wind speed and direction wherever you are -- and it works by simply holding the thing up in a stiff breeze. The app then keeps a record of all your measurements and allows you to share them via your favorite social networks. Not only that, it also overlays the results on a map so you can see where the wind is just right for all your favorite wind-reliant activities. It's currently iOS-only, but we're told Android and Windows Phone versions are in the works as well. The price for knowing when wind perfection is upon you? For now Shaka's seeking to sell them for around $59 bucks, but that could change if the powers that be (read: investors) decide otherwise. Read more here via Engadget

Thursday Randomness

How to hide from a riot

Moses was trippin' balls when it started talking



That's the motto that I yolo

No Requests




Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Music: Calvin Harris & Example – We’ll Be Coming Back (R3hab Remix)



Calvin Harris & Example - We'll Be Coming Back (R3hab Remix) [PREVIEW] by R3HAB

Web Digging: Watch This Girl Drink Donkey Jizz On Fear Factor

Via Crushable

Oh, TMZ, you’ve done it again. Just when I thought I was gonna make it through my Saturday without any mention of animal jizzums, a video came into my life of a girl on Fear Factor drinking donkey semen while her twin sister drinks donkey urine. Like twenty-four ounces of it. Holy hee-haw, Batman, my throat is so disgusted by this information that’s it’s actively tensing right now just imagining it. I really may vomit.

To be fair, there’s no man in here with a gun to my head demanding that I watch this video. I’m not proud of it, but I clicked that link all on my own. It’s like…my duty as a journalist or something? But seriously you guys, it’s absolutely as disgusting as you think it must be, and then a little bit more disgusting. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

The episode appeared on Danish television, which for a brief instant made me feel slightly better about myself, since it didn’t come from America…OH BUT WAIT. It was originally intended to air on our own dear version of Fear Factor here, except NBC came to their senses and pulled it at the last minute. Which is great, but…hey guys…you already filmed it. That’s such a total donkey dick in the face to those poor girls. Or is it? I can’t decide if it’s better or worse that it didn’t air in America. I wish I could ask them but they’re busy with something at the petting zoo and can’t take my calls.

All I can say is I hope these girls won something. Like…a million dollars each, so they can buy back their pride. That’s about how much a pride goes for these days, right? $1 million?

Yes hello, I’ll take one pride please. To go. Hold the donkey semen if you don’t mind. Read more here via Crushable

Web Digging: The man with the 100lb scrotum refused $1M treatment

Via Death and Taxes

Here at D&T we strive to bring you the most biting political commentary, music news and reviews, and all the news that is fit to print about 100lb scrotums.

Wesley Warren Jr has a giant ball-sack. That is not a euphemism or misprint: Wesley Warren Jr has a scrotum about the size and weight of a medium-sized child. He has this because of two reasons.

1) Medical: the ball-sack is full of fluid caused by a simple infection.
2) Money: he has refused $1M treatment because he would have to give up the rights to his story.

That’s right – Warren Jr was offered a free surgery by none other than TV’s Dr Oz who offered to perform the expensive and complicated surgery in return for the rights to Warren Jr’s story. Wesley Warren Jr has refused so far. Howard Stern also wants a piece of the scrote – reportedly, Warren turned down the surgery due to Howard Stern’s advice so that Warren and his massive scrotum could appear on Stern’s show.

The scrotum is so big that Wesley must wear a hooded sweatshirt over his massive deformed genitalia when he goes out in public. He also is unable to urinate normally and is forced to urinate on himself. Read more here via Death and Taxes

Wednesday Humpday Kate Upton Randomness

Kate Upton is on the cover of the July issue of GQ, and as you can see she was practically naked. I wish I had known about this photo shoot because I would have taken a towel and covered her up. Covered her mouth, I mean, after soaking the towel in ether and then putting her in my van and speeding away. Via WWTDD











Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Meanwhile on Guam... (Sandusky Lives!)

Another JFK teacher arrested

Via Marianas Variety

ANOTHER John F. Kennedy High School teacher has been arrested for allegedly having inappropriate relationships with students.

Arrested was Jimmy San Nicolas Taitano, 58, of Yigo. He has been a teacher for more than 20 years at JFK and a coach for track and field as well as basketball.

Taitano was charged with two counts of first degree criminal sexual conduct, two counts second degree criminal sexual conduct, two counts official misconduct, and three counts of child abuse. He was booked and confined.

He is the second faculty member from the school to be arrested.

More than a week ago, former JFK athletic director Jack Eugene Hattig III, 37, of Yigo, was arrested and charged with three counts of official misconduct and two counts of child abuse for an incident that occurred several months ago.

Hattig was released by the Attorney General’s Office last week pending further investigation.

Guam Police Department spokesman Sgt. Mike Aguon said the Juvenile Investigation Section is continuing to conduct an investigation about reports of relationships between students and teachers at the Upper Tumon high school.

Robert Malay, acting deputy superintendent for the Guam Department of Education, said the incident involving Taitano occurred last August.

Malay said an investigation was conducted and Taitano was called down to the GDOE central office.

Taitano eventually resigned and is no longer with the department. Read more here via Marianas Variety

Music: Maroon 5-One more night(djGraff ext mix)



Maroon 5-One more night(djGraff ext mix) by djGraff

Web Digging: Super Mario Power Up Mushroom Night Lights

Via Nerd Approved

Aw, this is just the cutest night light ever. It’s a power up mushroom from Super Mario and you push down on his little mushroom cap to turn him on and off. This made to order mushroom measures 3.45″ tall and is available in red or green but you can contact the Etsy seller and have a one of a kind mushroom created just for you. Read more here via Nerd Approved

Web Digging: Parents Allegedly Try to Frame Son’s School Supervisor by Planting Drugs in her Car

Via Babble

ill and Kent Easter were unhappy with how a volunteer at their son’s elementary school, Plaza Vista School in Irvine, Calif., was supervising him. It’s unfortunate, but it happens, right?

Here’s what usually doesn’t happen: Instead of complaining to school officials or trying to arrange for a different supervisor for their son, Jill and Kent Easter allegedly cooked up a plan to frame the volunteer by planting a bunch of drugs in her car and then calling police, according to the New York Daily News (via KABC-TV).

Jill and Kent Easter, both of whom are attorneys, have since been arrested.

Authorities say Kent planted a bag of prescription painkillers, marijuana and a marijuana pipe in the woman’s car, after which time he called the cops and said he’d seen her hiding the drugs in the car herself.

“She [the volunteer] was shocked,” Irvine Police Lt. Julia Engen told KABC-TV. “She had no idea where those items came from. Things just didn’t seem to add up.”

Fortunately for the woman, but not so much for the Easters, there was surveillance video (D’oh! the Easters must be thinking right about now. We forget to look for video cameras!) that show Kent making the call from a hotel near his office, which is in Newport Beach. The woman had been in class at the time she was reported to have been hiding the drugs.

The Easters have been charged with felony conspiracy and false imprisonment and face up to three years in prison if convicted. No word on if a felony stupid charge is also pending. Read more here via Babble

Tuesday Randomness

GOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLL LO LO LO LO GOOOOOAL!!!

MacGuyver is an ass

Ain't no party, like an abortion party?!?!?



I concur

F*ck-this-sh*t-o'clock = My 0830AM

Monday, June 25, 2012

Music: Diplo ft. Gent and Jawns – ‘Butters Theme’



Web Digging: Grown Man With 15 Miley Cyrus Tattoos

Via 39 Online

on't tell Billy Ray Cyrus about this guy from Bridlington, England. News of this erotomaniac's obsession with his daughter, Miley Cyrus, might not break his aching heart, but it could lead him to break this guy's neck.

Miley-Cyrus-Carl-x, as he's known on twitter, claims to be the singer and actress's biggest fan and he's dedicated his body to her, inking some fifteen tattoos on his arms, chest hands and shoulders, and if that wasn't adoring...er...troublesome enough, based on the pictures from his Twitter account, he appears to be significantly older than the 20-year-old.

No doubt Disney security has their eyes on this guy.

His Twitter page is filled with photos of the star, some more...interesting...than others. And while there's nothing wrong with fans admiring their favorite stars, there's all kinds of something wrong with this.

It's known as de clérambault's (day-clee-om-boos) syndrome, which is the clinical term for crazy stalker.

Billy, god bless you brother, looks like you've got your hands full with this one. Read more here via 39 Online

Web Digging: Drunk man with kitten refused entry to strip club; repeatedly calls 911

Via Death and Taxes

This incident occurred on June 5th but only now is it coming to light, and let me tell you, it is a doozy: a drunk man in Florida tried to take a newborn kitten into a strip club. He was denied entry and was called a cab. He refused to tell the cab driver anything and called 911 on the strip club. The cops arrived and told him he was drunk and causing a disturbance. He kept calling 911. The cops arrested him and took the kitten away.

All because he wanted to see some breasts while petting a cat. That’s practically the kind of “pursuit of happiness” idea that this country was based upon! This Obama government is taking away our basic American rights. If a guy can’t look at some titties and pet a purring, furry animal at the same time then I just don’t know what this nation is coming to. What kind of social injustice is that when you can’t pet a kitten while looking at some sweet, sweet Floridian boobage?

Somebody call Amnesty International on every strip club in Florida and rectify this situation or else I’m going to start showing up outside every single one with a box full of kittens. Read more here via Death and Taxes